daringtobe's Diaryland Diary

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Sir Craps A Lot

Good Morning! I am at work wearing my new red sweater and an initial pin. I am the bees knees! Not really...but I like to pump myself for the dispairing work week about to start. I cannot begin to tell you how glad I am that my husband is back on the road again. It always takes a couple of days upon his return for me to remember why he annoys the crap out of me. Here is my list so far:

1. Male Chauvinist

2. Thinks he is smarter then I am

(must be the penis)

3. Hates when I joke around

4. Does not do any, and I repeat, any

housework.

5. And he craps more than any one

human should. I don't why that

annoys me - it just does. I mean

if you are going to eat so much

that you have to crap every 45

minutes - then quit eating so much.

Other then that he's fine. I just wasn't meant to be married. True love is too hard to find....but you should never marry unless you are sure that is what you have.

Lesson learned the hard the way.

Talk again later!

7:59 a.m. - 2003-12-29

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