daringtobe's Diaryland Diary

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List of Loathing

Reasons Why I May Not Like You:

1.You are stupid

2.You talk about yourself way too much and you are not that interesting.

3.You are too pretty to be a man.

4.You like country music. Kenny Chesney/Toby Keith country music.

5.You dress funny, and not ha ha funny, more like you have mental illness that may at one time encouraged you to kill people and bury them in the crawl space of your Mom�s house and wear clothes from the 40�s that smell like mothballs, funny.

6.You have bad breath and you continue breathe.

7.You think that I am wrong and that you are right.

8.You have a bigger desk than I have.

9.You double dip on snack days.

10.You farted on the elevator, got off and everyone on the next floor thought it was me.

11:13 a.m. - February 28, 2006

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