daringtobe's Diaryland Diary

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Top Ten Bad Ways to Convince Someone to Sleep with You:

1. With gun play.

2.Telling them an angel dies every time they refuse to have sex with you.

3.Waiting for them unannounced, in their car, naked and coated in KY jelly.

4.While they are trying to take a nap, sit on their face until they give in or pass out, whichever comes first.

5.Sticking your penis in their ear and when they turn around saying How�d that get in there???

6.Dancing around the house in your underwear singing, �I want to sex you up� by Color Me Bad.

7.Stripping down to nothing, lying on the couch with an erection and shouting �Will someone for the love of God mount me!!!!�

8.Dry humping their leg while they are talking on the phone with their mother.

9.Eating an egg sandwich and then asking if they want to make out.

10.Asking them if they thought their hot sister would like to do a three way.

10:23 a.m. - March 02, 2006

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