daringtobe's Diaryland Diary

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Mullet Man

I am eating a box of hot tamales and drinking a cup of coffee for breakfast - Life is Good!

I am in PMS everything is good in life phase...soon I will hit the second stage where life is crap. But I am going to enjoy this while it lasts.

I got my hair cut last night and the lady cutting it kept going on about how nice my hair was....I believe the woman must have been stoned. My hair has never been "good" - I did not have one picture day in all my school years where I looked even half way decent. And I spent most of my 20's perming the mop so I don't know if she was being sarcastic or if she felt sorry for me. But I let myself believe while she was snipping away, that I had the best damn head of hair in all the world. I may have a fat ass and pale skin, but behold my luminous locks. Enough about that. The place I went to get my hair cut was one of those Great Clips places (I am very cheap) - I was waiting for my name to be called to get the old snip-a-roni - and I noticed a male hair dresser - with a mullet. Now, I am no expert when it comes to fashionable hair styles but I am pretty confident that the mullet has ceased to be popular for the past 20 years or so. I was really sweating out Mullet Man cutting my hair, but I snagged the nice lady you kept complimenting me. Maybe my karma is turning around? Who knows. All I know is that if I had gotten Mullet Man, today would have been a very bad hair day.

Talk again later!

7:55 a.m. - 2003-10-29

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