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Funny Naked Person that Noone Wants to Sleep With

I am still listening to Folker. Some things just get better and better.

Not life persay but this CD does. I just got done eating lunch, it was yummy chicken, and on the way over to the cafeteria a co-worker stopped me and asked if I had lost weight. I wanted to say no, my ass is as big as it ever was...thats when I came to the conclusion I cannot take a compliment. No matter what you say to me I am going to twist it around to mean something bad...so its just better not to get it started in the first place. If I look good to you just give me a thumbs up. If I look bad just keep your thumb to yourself. You know of all the times I thought of having an affair you know what the true stopping point has been for me? aside from the moral stuff? it's that someone new will have to see me naked and what if they think I'm ugly. Getting naked with someone requires some trust or alcohol whichever is handy or the easiest to come by. I mean I'd hate to get all worked up over someone and then get undressed and have him secretly think (or loudly) wow is she gross.

Are all women silly or is it just me?

11:31 a.m. - 2004-09-16

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