daringtobe's Diaryland Diary

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How to Fiddle your Faddle

Well, we got the liver doctor under our belt and all went relatively okay. Mom has to keep going back every twelve weeks. My brother was there with me so it wasn't too bad. I have to leave early again today because she has an appt with her primary physician today at 2:00. Then I think we may done till after Thanksgiving.
While I was using the restroom at one of the labs when Mom was getting some blood drawn, I noticed they had these posters in the stalls of the women's restroom (at least I hope that's the one I was in) showing how to pull open your private parts (they used more appropiate medical terminology) to give an accurate urine sample. It looked like a "how to" on masturbation.
Everytime I go to the hospital with my Mom I learn something new. I had no idea masturbating would help provide a clean urine sample. Personally I try not to fiddle my faddle too much in public places....especially when I'm with my Mom.

8:02 a.m. - 2004-11-23

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