daringtobe's Diaryland Diary

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It's getting hot in here....

I went Christmas shopping last night.

I was doing okay until several things happened -

The first being I went in to Abercrombie and Fitch and everything looked to be a size 0. I don't think I could get one of their shirts over my thigh.

The second was I got overheated. Not in the sexual sense. It was in the sense that I was a complete moron for wearing a wool sweater in a shopping mall with an intense lighting system.

I knew something was wrong when the people in Old Navy started staring at me. And it wasn't due to my sexy hot glasses...it was because my face was beat red and sweat was streaming down my face.

Luckily I was able to hang my head out the window on the drive home. Just like a dog.

A fitting end to a wonderful day.

7:48 p.m. - 2004-12-11

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