daringtobe's Diaryland Diary

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Pros and Cons

Man I am out of breath!

I just completed an interpretive dance of the dismay I feel due to the chains and shackles of my oppressive marriage, right here inside my office cubicle.

Not really.

I am sure if I was to dance like that; it would be quite angry and would end with me in the fetal position underneath my desk stroking my hair repeating �pretty girl� over and over again.

No one really needs to see that, do they?

I could list all the reasons I have such distaste for my husband�but the key is to see if they outweigh the good points of being married to him. Or being married period.

Here are the things that he�s done or that I just hate about him:

1. Yesterday he pitched a fit because he wasn�t getting his way�and the words that came out of his mouth were, and I quote, �Why does everyone else get to be happy but me�.

I thought back, I haven�t been happy since sometime back in 1989 � and I don�t think it involved him.

2. He thinks I should be submissive and do what he tells me.
Yes, all us women folk should be cleaning up after them there husbands, and give them hand jobs whenever it is requested of us.

3. He doesn�t think I�m funny.
Granted I�m not Robin Williams, but I think I can quip with the best of them thank you very much. His idea of funny is Jeff Foxworthy.

Yeah.

4. He kisses like an old woman.
Now I myself have never kissed a female senior citizen. But if I was I have strong belief that it would be similar to my husband�s technique.


Good points:

1. Mo money. He does bring in some income�.but he also spends like a drunken whore in liquor store. So I think it may cancel itself out.

2. Good father. He loves our daughter very much. He may not do too much of the crap work but he does show her she is loved.

3. His family�.although I get tired of them, they are more normal than mine. And with my Mom ill..and my real father dead�it is conceivable they will be all that I have left.

4. He kills bugs and occasionally takes out the trash.


So you see my dilemma?

What to do, what to do�.


10:21 a.m. - December 30, 2004

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