daringtobe's Diaryland Diary

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Overalls

Summary of the people I saw while waiting for my Mother to complete her bloodwork this morning:

1. Man looking like the pro-wrestler that played Cyndi Lauper's father oh so long ago with a dangling smile face earring in his right ear.

2. Young couple sqauting on floor waiting to go in. She pregnant and he a huge Star Wars fan. With a gottee.

3. Staff woman with enormous panty lines. I would have suggested a thong to her but I don't think she would have appreciated the comment. Not at 7:00 am in the morning.

4. Weird couple that I have yet to figure out how and why they hooked up - 7 foot 20 something year old and 4 foot middle aged asian woman?????? Whatever rings your bell I guess.

5. Sixty year old fat farmer wearing overalls and not fastening the side buttons - Just a shout out to all of you out there that wear overalls -
FASTENING THE SIDE BUTTONS IS NOT - I REPEAT - NOT AN OPTION!
If the said overalls don't fit go to the next size up.
Please for the love of God go to the next size up!

10:05 a.m. - January 03, 2005

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