daringtobe's Diaryland Diary

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Icky.....

Don�t you just hate those icky things that happen in your life that don�t amount to much except for some reason they hang out in the recesses of your mind for like�. I don�t know�EVER.

Here are some examples of icky moments (they may or may not have happened to me):

1. Making eye contact with someone in the bathroom mirror while they were in the stall (ewww!)

2. Talking trash about somebody to realize they were within hearing distance the whole time.

3. Or when you cough and fart at the same time but you aren�t really sure if anyone heard the fart�.I mean the cough COULD have been loud enough to cover it up�right?

4. How about going swimming and sitting around in your bathing suit just chatting everyone up thinking you�re the bee�s knees when you look down and realize that your left nipple has been hanging out the whole time.

5. Or when you continuously mispronounce a word with out knowing it and after using it repeatedly in conversation thinking to yourself, Boy am I smart!

It�s the hindsight that gets you on these��

It�s always 20/20.

2:29 p.m. - October 05, 2005

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