daringtobe's Diaryland Diary

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Cream Filled Lunch........

I�m back.

You missed me didn�t you?

Just admit it!

Anyway�I just consumed my lunch which consisted of a three pack of generic twinkies.

Yummy.

But I didn�t want to walk over to the cafeteria and make eye contact with a bazillion people along the way.

I hate eye contact.

I avoid it.

I try to pretend that I am all alone on a planet far, far, far away. One that had oxygen and shopping malls of course.

And seriously if a hot guy were to be looking my way it would only mean one of two things have happened�.

I forgot to zip my fly or my breast is hanging out.

And if that�s the case, ignorance is bliss, really.

12:01 p.m. - October 17, 2005

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