daringtobe's Diaryland Diary

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Westerberg..Duct Tape

I love Paul Westerberg.

Really I do.

Not in a personal, intimate way, more I wish I could keep him in my basement and have him play music for me all day. Full clothed of course. I would be naked though�.is that wrong??

I think his wife and son might get a little pissed if I do that so I will keep my stalking tendencies and duct tape in check and go back to my boring, unfulfilled, Westerbergless life.

Pity me please.

I am thinking about going blonde�.the upkeep scares me.

You know, the whole, your roots are showing thing�..

And I�d have to dye my eyebrows to match��

Seems like a lot work�.

I often wonder how to other women manage all the crap we have to do to remain attractive�

Sometimes I wake up in the morning and think to myself, Gee I wish I had Paul Westerberg in my basement, and then I think....do I have to shower?... AGAIN!

I should have been a man�..

I would have been a great man�.gay mind you�but great.

12:16 p.m. - October 18, 2005

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