daringtobe's Diaryland Diary

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vaginal farting

I just had a co-worker brooch the subject of noise making during sex.

And no I do not work in a brothel�

It�s just there is only so much you can chit chat about that is vaguely interesting.

For some reason the topic of sex never seems to lose its sparkle.

Anyway�she tried to tell me that she did not make any noise while doing the horizontal mamba.

This to me is a) boring b) almost physically impossible!

Let�s face a woman�s body makes certain NOISES while in the act, albeit they are not flattering noises, they are considered sounds.

I asked her about that and she acted like she had never heard of such things.

I don�t know about you but I can�t trust a woman who has never experienced vaginal farting.

3:45 p.m. - November 03, 2005

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