daringtobe's Diaryland Diary

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I know why the caged bird sings....

I was watching the local news this morning, half asleep..when the story of escaped convict John Maynard and Toby Young came on. Yes they were captured in Chatanooga, blah, blah, blah....

The thing that I found interesting was that they found numerous sex toys, porn, and a parakeet in the cabin they were staying at.

I'm sorry...is that like the gerbil/hamster thing and Richard Gere?

What part does a parakeet play in kinky sex???

What would have really put this story over the top is if they found film equipment, tubs of vaseline, a black light and midget named Bruno.

Now we're talking news baby!

8:20 a.m. - February 27, 2006

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