daringtobe's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Six Inches of Dairy.... Apparently the sugar free version of Jelly Bellies has a unique flavor of jelly bean that I like to refer to as snot. Yuck! I don't know if it was suppose to be lemon or banana or a cross between the two but I don't think it should taste like sinus drainage. blecccch! Which reminds me the other day when I was getting the blues I decided to treat myself to a vanilla cone at McD's - Good Lord when they gave it to me it was six inches long - it looked like I was licking a huge dildo all the way home. I got to thinking later do they train them to make them that way??? I pictured young teens standing next to the ice cream machine with the instructor critiqueing their work, saying Nope not penis-like enough! Do it again. Thank god I didn't get the chocolate cone! 8:30 a.m. - March 24, 2006 ******************************* |
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