daringtobe's Diaryland Diary

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Deadly Wedges...

I bought some wedges (shoes) yesterday that damn near killed me.

I was walking out of a QuikTrip with my frozen cappucino this morning feeling oh so confident when the shoes got caught on the curb as I stepped down and I did this bizarre rocking lungeing combo thing that ended with my arms in the air and my right leg extended outward.

all that was missing from this performance was the Taa Daa! and maybe some sparklers.

When I make an ass out of myself I laugh so I assume people are laughing too...but when I looked around not a soul was giggling.

I am truly alone, aren't I???

11:31 a.m. - April 14, 2006

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