daringtobe's Diaryland Diary

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coffee flavored wanker

My mother in law kept using the term "jitzy" this last weekend when describing my father in law. She said he had a hard time calming down and he was all jitzy. She used it so many times in different sentences it became odd. I myself have never heard of the term jitzy....is it in the same family of jittery ?- jissom ?- where are we going with this? It's almost like when someone keeps mispronouncing a word without realizing it. My mom still pronounces digital - digical.

I believe my husband is looking at porn way too much...this morning he wanted a blow job and for me to lick like a popsicle. I have no problems with oral sex, blow jobs are fine. But at 5:00 am in the morning, you smacking me in the face with your wanker and wanting me to lick it like a popsicle...the damn thing better taste like a popsicle...a coffee flavored one.

8:10 a.m. - 2004-11-17

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